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Jokes about Christmas - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about Christmas.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
They say "A merry Christmas to ewe."

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Who sings "Love me tender", while he makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis.

Julie: Why did your boyfriend return the tie you gave him for Christmas?"Anne: "He said it was too tight."

Who is white, has two eyes made of coal, and can't move very fast?
Frosty the Slowman.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus.

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

What do you call a vampire Father Christmas?

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

Teacher: Who can tell me where Turkey is?
Pupil: We ate ours last Christmas, Miss.

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