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Jokes about Cannibals - 1

Here is our selection of very old jokes about cannibals.

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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: Well, I did tell you to leave her in the oven for another half an hour.

Did you hear what happened to the entertainer who did a show for a tribe of cannibals?
He went down really well.

How can you help a starving cannibal?
By giving them a hand.

Why are cannibals so popular?
I don't know, but they always have lots of friends for dinner.


What do cannibals eat for lunch?
Baked beings on toast.

1st Cannibal: 'I don't think much of your wife.'
2nd Cannibal: 'Never mind - just eat the vegetables instead.'

"Should I boil the new missionary?" asked the first cannibal.
"No" replied the second, "He's a friar."

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it ...

What is a cannibals favorite drink?
Wine with a lot of body.

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