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Jokes about Boyfriends - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about boyfriends.

How do you scare you boyfriend?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.


My boyfriend's teeth are just like the ten Commandments - they're all broken.


The girl asked her boyfriend, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure," replied her boyfriend "What's your phone number?"


My ex-boyfriend sent his photograph to a lonely hearts club. They sent it back saying that they weren't that lonely.


My new boyfriend has an iron deficiency.
His shirts always need ironing.


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My boyfriend reminds me of the sea.
You mean he's wild, romantic and restless?
No. He makes me sick.


Why do you call your boyfriend laryngitis?
Because he's a pain in the neck.


Mary: You look just like my favorite movie star.
John: really, which one?
Mary: King Kong.








 

 

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