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Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 6
This is page 6 of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.
Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.
She lost the recipe.
Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks", and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.
The dumb blonde was invited on an outing so she decided to shop for some luggage. She asked the clerk, "Do you have any overnight cases?"
"Yes mam," he said.
"You'd better give me seven of them, then. I'll be gone a week."
"Yes mam," he said.
"You'd better give me seven of them, then. I'll be gone a week."
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired from the M&M factory? She kept
throwing out the W's ...
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's your excuse this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river (look, my suit's still damp), ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."
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