Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 4

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Because they go answer the door.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
She has left cheese for the mouse.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in a corner.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
She jumped out a basement window.

How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video weren't losing weight either?

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident. Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the blonde ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a blind policeman!"

What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.