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Jokes about Blondes - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about blondes.

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Did you hear about the blonde that was fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's ...

The dumb blonde was invited on an outing so she decided to shop for some luggage. She asked the clerk, "Do you have any overnight cases?"
"Yes mam," he said.
"You'd better give me seven of them, then. I'll be gone a week."

Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks", and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.


A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "88, 88, 88, 88."
A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88"
All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "89, 89, 89".

Hear about the blonde who bought a Trans-Am? It took him a month to realize he could drive it at night.

Why did the blonde go out with her purse open?
She was expecting some change in the weather.

Why did the blonde throw bread into the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.

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