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Jokes about Apartments - 1

Here is our selection of jokes about apartments.

A man's house is his hassle.

An idiot was selling his apartment, and put the matter in an realtors hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the apartment that made wonderful reading.
After the idiot read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all you say there?" The agent said, "Certainly you have...Why do you ask?"
Replied the idiot, "Cancel the sale... it is too good to part with."

Visitor to new apartment - I didn't expect to hear mice in a new apartment?
Owner - That's not mice, it's the man in the next apartment eating celery.



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