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Jokes About Animals
Here are some jokes and funny stories about animals including dogs, horses and ducks. This is page 1 of 4 |
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There are 37 jokes in this category.
What is hairy, barks and can fly?
A Skye Terrier.
A Skye Terrier.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies.
Mice krispies.
Which animal has wooden legs?
A timber wolf.
A timber wolf.
What type of creature cannot be heard clearly?
A mumble bee.
A mumble bee.
What does a octopus wear when it's cold?
A coat of arms.
A coat of arms.
How many skunks do you need to make a big stink?
A phew.
A phew.
What happened to the frog that parked on a double yellow line?
He was toad away.
He was toad away.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
Unique up on it.
Two budgies are sitting on a perch and one says to the other, can you smell fish?
Why are four-legged animals such bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't stop eating cheese and biscuits.
Doctor: You must be crackers.
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