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Did you hear they are looking for someone to be in charge of potato snacks in the monastery?
The job description will be: Chipmonk

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Intelligence Tests - 2

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What is it that you break when you say it?
Silence.


What flies but doesn't go anywhere when it is up?
A flag.


A farmer had no chickens, he never bought any, no one gave him any, yet he had two eggs for breakfast every morning - how was that possible?
He kept ducks.


If three man, two women and four children were trying to stand under an umbrella, why didn't any of them get wet?
Because it wasn't raining.


If two's company and three's a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine.


What never asks questions, but usually get an answer?
A telephone.


What has no legs yet runs down hills?
Water.


What is small, brown and carries a suitcase?
A handle.


What is cowhide commonly used for?
Holding cows together.


What date is a command to go forwards?
March 4th.

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Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar.
The judge gave them six months each!

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