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Did you hear about the boy who ran away with the circus?
His parents made him bring it back.

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Humorous Insults - 9

This is page 9 of humorous insults.



He's a few planes short of an Air Force.


His elevator does not go all the way to the top.


He's only got one oar in the water.


His tree is missing some branches


You're quite a charmer - I'll get you a snake and a flute.


Keep talking - you'll think of something to say.


Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?


You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be - out standing in your field.


You're bound to marry well - everyone is above you.


He's a few beers short of a six-pack.

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A Randomly Selected Joke


An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse fell and broke her leg. After the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs.
Several weeks later, the doctor took off the cast.
"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
"Yes," he replied.
"Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!"

You can find more like this in the Doctors category



 

 

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