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Did you hear about the egg that was in a monastery?
It went out of the frying pan into the friar.

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Humorous Insults - 7

This is page 7 of humorous insults.



I'd like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?


How did you get here?
Did someone leave your cage open?


As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


He's a pepperoni short of a pizza.


He's a few peas short of a casserole.


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


He's a span short of a bridge.


He's got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on.


He's as useful as dinosaur repellent.

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A Randomly Selected Joke


A mother skunk was always in a panic because she couldn't keep track of her two tiny ones. One was named Out and the other In. When Out was in, In was out. One day she saw Out but couldn't find In. She told Out to go out and bring In in. In about twenty seconds, Out brought In in. Surprised, the mother skunk asked, "How did you find him so fast?"
The tiny skunk answered, "It was easy...In stinct!"

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