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Humorous Insults - 2
This is page 2 of humorous insults.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
Your heart's in the right place - it's your head I'm worried about.
You're the kind of person I can't get over, so I'll go around you.
You're quite a charmer - I'll get you a snake and a flute.
I'm forming an attachment for you - it fits right over your mouth.
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
You're NUMBER ONE in my book. My book is called "Creeps I Have Known".
He's so dumb he thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds!
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A Randomly Selected Joke
This man was in the pub when he spotted someone he thought he knew. So he went over to him and said, "Are you Colin Williams?"
The other man replied that he was not Colin Williams. "That's strange, you look just like him. You must have a double."
"Thanks very much, I'll have a double whisky."
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Bar Jokes category