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What do you call a camel with three humps?Humphrey.
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This is our selection of 'How Do' jokes.
There are 12 jokes in this category.
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
You rock-et.
How do bees keep their hair looking neat and tidy?
They use honeycombs.
They use honeycombs.
How do you make a horse box?
Buy it a pair of boxing gloves and shorts.
Buy it a pair of boxing gloves and shorts.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
How do you make an egg laugh?
You tell it a yolk.
You tell it a yolk.
How do you sneak up on a celery?
Stalk.
Stalk.
How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
Take away his credit card.
How do you become a university professor?
By degrees.
By degrees.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
Take their chairs away.
How do you know if a pilot is at your party?
He'll tell you.
He'll tell you.
A Randomly Selected Joke
What do you call a man covered in beef, vegetables and gravy?
Stu.
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