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Our Featured Clean Joke

On this page you will find todays 'Our Featured Clean Joke' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past twelve weeks.

Our Featured Clean Joke for Friday, June 23rd, 2017

My new boyfriend has an iron deficiency.
His shirts always need ironing.

Our Featured Clean Joke Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Our Featured Clean Joke' listings.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Friday, June 16th, 2017 to Thursday, June 22nd, 2017.

There are twelve pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

June 22nd, 2017

Customer: Could I have a puppy for my son please?
Pet Shop Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't do swops.

June 21st, 2017

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, goes into a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $10.00. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $10.00.
A few days later the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer - $100 due for a consultation.

June 20th, 2017

What is the name of the prize that is awarded each year to the most successful dieter?
The no - belly prize.

June 19th, 2017

Did you hear about the egg that was in a monastery?
It went out of the frying pan into the friar.

June 18th, 2017

Office Boy: The boss is starting to take notice of me.
Secretary: How's that?
Office Boy: This morning he asked me if I worked here.

June 17th, 2017

An expedition was lost in the jungle. All of a sudden the native guide stopped and said, "Compass here, compass here, compass here."
The leader of the expedition said, "I'm sorry old chap, but we don't have a compass here."
The guide said, "no you don't understand. We've come past here three times already this afternoon."

June 16th, 2017

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a book.
Doctor: Well, sit down here and tell me the story.

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