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Our Featured Clean Joke


On this page you will find todays 'Our Featured Clean Joke' plus the listings for the last seven days.

You will also be able to view the archive from the past twelve weeks.

Our Featured Clean Joke for Tuesday, May 23rd, 2017

My boyfriend reminds me of the sea.
You mean he's wild, romantic and restless?
No. He makes me sick.

Our Featured Clean Joke Archive

This is our archive where you can view previous 'Our Featured Clean Joke' listings.

Here is page one of our archive and it currently covers from Tuesday, May 16th, 2017 to Monday, May 22nd, 2017.

There are twelve pages in this archive and each page covers seven days.

May 22nd, 2017

One day last week I looked out my backyard into my neighbor's backyard and I saw a zebra walking around the yard. So, I called my neighbor and said, "Do you know that you have a zebra in your back yard?"
He said, "Yes, I know what do you think I should do about it?" I said, "Why don't you take it to the zoo."
The next day I looked out my backyard again and the zebra was still in my neighbor's backyard, so I called him up again and said, "Hey, I thought you took that zebra to the zoo?"
He said, "I did, and we had so much fun that today I am taking him to the beach."

May 21st, 2017

What is large, grey and wears a flower behind its ear?
A hippy-potamus.

May 20th, 2017

John McDougal heard about a doctor who charged ten pounds for the first consultation but only three pounds for every subsequent visit. So he walked into the doctor's surgery and announced, 'Here I am again, doctor.'
'Just keep up the treatment I prescribed last time,' said the doctor, who was also a Scotsman.

May 19th, 2017

What do you do if you are driving your car in central London and you see a space man?
Park in it man.

May 18th, 2017

Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop eating dates.
Doctor: What's wrong with that?
Patient: I've run out of calendars.

May 17th, 2017

Did you hear about the man who was knocked over by a runaway horse?
He's in a stable condition.

May 16th, 2017

Last night my girlfriend asked me if I believed in the hereafter?
I said of course I do.
Then she said, well, hereafter I want you to leave me alone.

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