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Did You Hear - Jokes - 4
This is page 4 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.
Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Did you hear about the three holes?
Well, well, well.
Did you hear about the couple who met in a revolving door?
They're still going round together.
Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed a beef cube?
He made a laughing stock of himself.
Did you hear about the man who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.
Did you hear about the idiots who drove their truck off a bridge one night? The driver broke the glass and got out, but the two in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
Did you hear about the woman who fell into a washing machine?
She worked herself up into a lather.
Did you hear about the man who had a mouth in the middle of his stomach?
He was always good for a belly laugh.
Did you hear about the shark called Robin Hood?
He robbed the rich poises to feed the porpoises.
Did you hear about the man who had two left ears?
He couldn't hear right.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
He had jelly in one ear and custard in the other, so he told everyone to speak up as he was a trifle deaf.
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