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Did You Hear - Jokes - 3
This is page 3 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....
Probably....
Did you hear the story about the empty box?
Well, there's nothing in it.
Well, there's nothing in it.
Did you hear about the monster who had four arms but no legs?
He was all fingers and thumbs.
He was all fingers and thumbs.
Did you hear about the author who changed his name to Parker because he wanted a pen name?
Did you hear about the incompetent navy captain?
He grounds the warship he walks on.
He grounds the warship he walks on.
Did you hear they are looking for someone to be in charge of potato snacks in the monastery?
The job description will be: Chipmonk
The job description will be: Chipmonk
Did you hear about the silkworms who were having a race?
They ended up in a tie.
They ended up in a tie.
Did you hear that the elephants at the circus are going on strike?
They're tired of working for peanuts.
They're tired of working for peanuts.
Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
He made a spectacle of himself.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
Diner: Waiter do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, we don't have any, but we can take a tame duck and make him angry if you like.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category
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