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What do you call four large stones with guitars and drums?A rock band.
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Did You Hear - Jokes - 2
This is page 2 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.
Did you hear about the out of work super hero who took a job looking after books?
Conan the Librarian.
Conan the Librarian.
Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens?
It went bust because it couldn't makes hens meet.
It went bust because it couldn't makes hens meet.
Did you hear about the man who was knocked over by a runaway horse?
He's in a stable condition.
He's in a stable condition.
Did you hear about the egg that was in a monastery?
It went out of the frying pan into the friar.
It went out of the frying pan into the friar.
Did you hear about the French horn player whose wig fell into his instrument? He spent the rest of the concert blowing his top.
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him in.
A strong current pulled him in.
Did you hear about the undertaker who retired?
He went and buried himself in the country.
He went and buried himself in the country.
Did you hear about the man with two left ears?
He couldn't hear right.
He couldn't hear right.
Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.
He was put into custardy.
Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar.
The judge gave them six months each!
The judge gave them six months each!
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, but no professionals."
You can find more like this in the Your Mama Jokes category
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