Here is a random joke or funny story
Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?He made a spectacle of himself.
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Chicken Jokes
This is our collection of jokes about chickens.
There are 8 jokes in this category.
Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens.
Comedi-hens.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the rooster egged her on.
Because the rooster egged her on.
Why did Captain Kirk's chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken called in sick.
Because the chicken called in sick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too long to go around.....
Too long to go around.....
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the hedgehog that it was possible.
To show the hedgehog that it was possible.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
What did the baby chicken say when its mother laid an orange?
Look what mama laid.
Look what mama laid.
A Randomly Selected Joke
What is the most popular wine at Christmas?
Do I have to eat the Brussels sprouts?
You can find more like this in the Christmas category
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