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Chicken Jokes - 1

Here is our selection of very old chicken jokes.

Why did the psychic chicken cross the road?
To try and get in touch with the other side.


What did the baby chicken say when its mother laid an orange?
Look what mama laid.


Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the hedgehog that it was possible.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too long to go around.....


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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken called in sick.


Why did Captain Kirk's chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the rooster egged her on.


Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens.





 

 

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