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Here are some of the classic "how many does it take to change a light bulb" jokes.
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How many waiters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Not even a burned-out bulb can catch a waiter's attention.
None. Not even a burned-out bulb can catch a waiter's attention.
How many poor people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Poor people don't have light bulbs - they're too expensive.
None. Poor people don't have light bulbs - they're too expensive.
How many newsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Almost unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
Almost unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what?
Into what?
How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him.
Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him.
How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
It all depends on the size of the grant.
It all depends on the size of the grant.
How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it sure takes a load of light bulbs!
Only one, but it sure takes a load of light bulbs!
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.
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