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Change A Light Bulb Jokes - 2
This is page 2 of change a light bulb jokes.
How many fatalists does it take to change in a light bulb?
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway.
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway.
How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.
Only one, but it takes eight million years.
How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They like Danzig in the dark.
None. They like Danzig in the dark.
How many Greek gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
How many ergonomicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. Four to decide which way the bulb OUGHT to turn, and ...
Five. Four to decide which way the bulb OUGHT to turn, and ...
How many emergency room technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to wait forty-five minutes in the waiting room first.
One, but the bulb will have to wait forty-five minutes in the waiting room first.
How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.
Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.
How many brewers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One third less than for a regular bulb.
One third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is very big, grey in color and wears a mask?
The Elephantom of the Opera.
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