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Change a Lightbulb Jokes - 1

Here is our selection of classic 'change a lightbulb' jokes.

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How many homeowners does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.


How many movie directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it twenty-two times and when he's finally done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.


How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it to what?


How many newspaper reporters does it take to change a light bulb?
"We only report the facts, we don't change them."


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't want to share the spotlight.


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How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Why don't you just let us remove the entire socket - you don't need it, and it'll just give you trouble later."


How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.


How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.


How many astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the broken socket.


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