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Did you hear about the dog that was arrested?He had forgotten to pay his barking ticket.
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There are 68 jokes in this category.
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
He only did it for a yolk.
Did you hear about the idiot who sent his girlfriend a tub of low fat spread for her birthday?
She said that she wanted something from Interflora.
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She said that she wanted something from Interflora.
Submitted by : Joe
Did you hear about the idiot who thought Royal Enfield was the Queen's chicken run?
What is the difference between a gardener and an actor?
A gardener minds his peas and an actor minds his cues.
A gardener minds his peas and an actor minds his cues.
What do you call a flock of birds that perform aerobatics?
The Red Sparrows.
The Red Sparrows.
Where is Felixstowe?
At the end of his foot.
At the end of his foot.
Why did the man call his dog 'Sandwich'?
Because it was half-bred.
Because it was half-bred.
Why did Henry VIII have eight wives?
He liked to chop and change.
He liked to chop and change.
What agency tracks down lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.
Last night a man fell into a barrel of beer and drowned - he came to a bitter end.
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A Randomly Selected Joke
What do you call a train that is made of toffee?
A chew chew.
You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category
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