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Apartment Jokes
Here are some jokes and funny stories about apartments.
There are 2 jokes in this category.
Visitor to new apartment - I didn't expect to hear mice in a new apartment?
Owner - That's not mice, it's the man in the next apartment eating celery.
An idiot was selling his apartment, and put the matter in an realtors hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the apartment that made wonderful reading.
After the idiot read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all you say there?" The agent said, "Certainly you have...Why do you ask?"
Replied the idiot, "Cancel the sale... it is too good to part with."
A Randomly Selected Joke
Nanosecond: The time it takes after your warranty expires for your hard disk to start making a sound like a monkey wrench in a blender.
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